Forum Rules (the humorless should not waste their precious time here)

Posted by Kindle 29 Jun 2009 No Comments »

Forum Rules1. If a topic has not been posted twelve times in the last week then it is not worth talking about. Please keep your posts repetitive and on topic as any original thoughts will not be tolerated.2. Amusing stories or anecdotes MUST be labeled as such. Even if these are on topic there are those among us who do not wish to waste our precious time on originality. Please confine your topics as suggested above in rule #1. We would much rather discuss backlighting and folders again than read something humorous.3. You must click on each and every topic you see whether you are interested or not. If you are not interested we encourage you to continue posting in the topic you dislike so that it will stay on the front page and garner more and more posts about people who think it shouldn’t be posted.4. This board is for Kindle discussions only. There are discussion boards for every other topic out there that you might wish to talk about. Please get used to frequenting one hundred or more different discussion groups in order to fully express yourself and share your thoughts and ideas with other people. Anything not strictly Kindle will not be tolerated.5. Arguments back and forth between posters are considered on topic. Personal attacks are encouraged and rather than deal with the real issue of the topic you should insult the poster instead of focusing on the facts. Any facts that are presented should be ignored as rationality is against forum rules.6. You must dislike the Kindle to post on this board. If you like the Kindle and say anything appreciative or supportive of such, you will be voted down and cast out. We only want to complain and blame everything on Amazon. Rational thought is an absolute affront to these beliefs!7. We are all readers here, but any authors who dare to let us know about good deals on their books will open themselves to immediate ridicule. Please also be aware that we have a SPAMMER tag and we know how to use it! Please also keep in mind that any books over $9.99 will be tagged as such even after they have been cut in price to well below this golden price point. Sorry, but that’s what you get for ever having your book even a penny over $9.99.8. If you ever post anything, on topic or not, that someone disagrees with be prepared to have all of your posts voted off topic in the future even if they are helpful. This is done anonymously so there is nothing you can do about it, sorry! Anyone who likes their Kindle will be considered a troll and should stay under their bridge to quote our largest forum rules advocate.9. These boards are not heavily moderated, but any posters not following the above rules will open themselves up to scorn and rude replies. If you have any feelings at all you may wish to post somewhere else as even on topic discussions will more than likely find insults heaped upon your head from various sources.10. Most of all have fun! But do it on our terms or else!

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