Yes, boys and girls, it’s true. I have it from a reliable source who knows someone that has access to a sweatshop in Taiwan that production is being started on this new and innovative reader. It will have a color screen with stereophonic sound and will be powered by the latest in hydroponic technology… a steam powered unit. A totally green machine with no carbon footprint. The latest in nanotechnology has allowed a memory cell to be imbedded in the unit that will store every book, periodical, and newspaper that has ever been written or will be written in the next thousand years.

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