I would like to offer up an opportunity for ALL kindle owners to join me in a new Kindle Klub here at Yokota AB in Japan. Participation is totally FREE. And all are welcome. Naturally if things like airplane tickets or hotel reservations are required to participate, that is the responsibility of the participant.Meetings will be entirely FREE. If you wish to purchase food or beverages, again that responsibility is on the participant.I propose we meet at the Yokota Community Center (affectionately known as the YCC). Or not. RULES:1. Disagreement is allowed – arguing is not2. Politness is required. Any failure to be polite will be punished by immediate thumbing of noses by ALL participants at the perpetrator.3. Bufo is an honorary member4. Dog is an honorary member and will be allowed inside in all weather and in any condition. (We have a local American Veterinarian in case the food "disagrees" with you)5. Other honorary members will be invited as they prove their worth to the community.6. I am NOT responsible for ANYTHING. I will not set up meetings or make arrangements of any kind. Kindlers will meet whenever and wherever they choose, or even by accident. 7. Typically, I will be found kindling next to the Baskin Robbins. (Who can resist?) If you wish to join me, please indicate you are a kindler by briefly flashing your kindle (in case is fine) so I can recognize you as one who is worthy. Any Kindler who is too busy reading to notice another Kindler is immediately exonerated of the "You didn’t notice me" complaint.8. Please vote for one of the following names (all klubs need names)a. Kindle Kommunityb. Happy Kindlersc. Kindling is Fundamental.d. Provide your own contribution.Once all votes are in, no decision will be made. All names will be used interchangeably in an effort to confuse the DTB crowd, who are merely Luddite readers, and will only be allowed to join if they can post a request to join on the Amazon kindle forum.As per Kelly’s Heroes, No Negative Vibes Will be Allowed.If any pre-kindle cultural references have zoomed over your head, google is available 24/7. Please sign up on a piece of paper located in your current location which you will then shred (those DTB folks are everywhere).Thank you for considering joining my new kindle klub.The golden rule: Just because other people have opinions different from mine, doesn’t mean I need to correct them. Like my great granpappy used to say – "Opinions are like *ssholes, everyone has at least one and just because they flash theirs doesn’t mean you need to flash yours."



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